Things I'll not need anymore when I'm botak:
-shampoo
-conditioner
-gel
-wax
-clay
-mud
-mousse
-comb

Things I'll need though:
-cap to cover my head
-mask to cover my face
-gun to shoot myself

Don't mention hair to me. It's a sensitive word.

byebye.

I like its blackness... its silky feel... I like to touch it, fiddle with it, sometimes making it stand, sometimes making it lie flat. I like to make it wet, give it a glossy feel. Everytime I wake up it's all messy and all over the place, but whose doesnt? It has changed with me over the years, and now I can't bear to give it an extreme makeover.

Ahhhhhhhh I don wanna shave!!!

bye bye hair. =(

byebye.

I shall blog about today. (like duh)

It was fun during pw becos siva wasn't here. this is how pw should be. fun and enjoyable.

PE sucked. I was supposed to take my 2.4km today, and this particular pe tcher was in a rush to go to the swimming pool, so without even letting me do warm up, he asked me to quickly start running. What the heck. And he didn't ask me to start from the 100m mark lah, he just anyhow start anywhere. what's the rush man? (oh yah swimming pool...) Anyway so I ran without warming up and I think my knee now hurts abit. While running he asked me if I was from canoe. (wassup with ur thoughts? why all water-related stuff?) I can't be bothered to ans him. Waste my breath, which wasnt alot since I din warm up at all. Ah so I ended up with a bloody timing and he din even bother finding out who I was. I should have just recorded my timing as 8 minutes plus. Integrity changed my mind.

Oh during math tutorial, me and junyi were singing non stop. Alot of songs. I wonder how many ppl were put off by our singing. haha. but no one asked us to shut up so we just continued singing.

Grp outg afterwards. Went to marina square to bowl. Wah damn exciting. We had this mini pairing comp gg on. Junyi and I were in 1 team while Kian and JL were in another team. Pris and chenlu were the other team but they weren't of much threat. haha. Oh anyway, we were bowling until the last frame. my team had 92 pts. kian's team had 87 pts and 1 frame left. here's what happened.
-Kian proceeded to throw.
-*bang* longkang! hahaha.
-I gave a high-5 to junyi.
-2nd throw. I prayed for another longkang. JL was damn nervous.
-*bang* omgto. the ball went nicely down the centre.
-I thought 'this is it. si liao si liao.' (die alr die alr)
-ball turned. *ding diang dong* 5 pins dropped.
-I was damn happy. so was Junyi.
Just in case u are a bowling noobu, kian's team scored 92 pts in the end. So it was decided that the game ended in a draw. Pris' team was 3rd. Far far behind. haha. Actualli we should have won. We had 2 frames with 0 score each. haha i dono why. Junyi just threw 2 longkangs and I followed suit. Damn!

Proceeded to watch movie afterwards. Fantastic 4 wasn't that fantastic. wonder who will win in each square-off.
-Mr.Fantastic vs Mrs. Incredible
-Invisible woman vs *er I can't think of anyone. Ok IW wins.*
-Human Torch vs Pyro (Ya noe that guy in X-men who can create fire too?)
-The Thing vs Hulk + Juggernaut

Damn sian there is sch tmr. Well at least there's trg to look forward to.
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I hate PW. Oh yeah. PW sucks. Who loves PW pls put down your hands. [doesnt see any hands] Good.

Actually, as much as we hate PW, PW is an important part of our lives. Next time when we grow up, no matter what profession we enter, there's bound to be project work to do. Now that's sth different. We might not have to deal with solving math problems, chemistry equations or bio rubbish, but we have to do project work. Since it's so impt, why not, LET'S JUST HAVE PW FOR THE WHOLE WEEK AND SCRAPE ALL OTHER SUBJECTS. What's the point even if you are an excellent scientist but u can't work with ppl? What's the point if you have great business strategies but no one wants to listen to you becos everyone hates u? My point is, pw is so freaking impt. It lets u work in a team, get in touch with ppl in the working world, rather than just memorising how cells divide or how sodium reacts vigorously in water. What? Are u going to bring a piece of sodium to work when u grow up? No right! so PW is freaking important! Why do we all hate PW?! I'll tell you why. Becos PW grades are just Band 1, 2, 3. Not A, B, C. Muggers love their As. Band 1 to them is like wheels to eagles.

Sometimes I wonder why I talk abt such stuff becos ministers are not gonna read my blog and change the education system. While if teachers read my blog, they are just going to say I'm not thinking logically and not care. and if my friends read my blog, they are just gonna laugh and get back to their tutorials. Sianz.

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Below are some words or phrases that a certain personnel in Hwa Chong has been mispronouncing or simply saying it wrongly. The words in yellow are the correct words, while the non yellow ones are what that personnel has pronounced it as.

Product -> Porduct
Crying over split milk -> Crying over spilt soup
I beg your pardon -> I beg your par par par... (the 'don' was forgotten)
Sean -> Si En
Cobalt -> Coobot
You watch out -> You wash out
Your grades will drop down -> Your grades will drip down
Claire -> Clara

And the worst mistake of all:
Ritzley -> Ritley

P.S. this particular personnel held a mic for 10minutes and kept talking without realising she forgot to turn on the mic today. (:

pls Mrs Foo, force me to drop bio.

Time: 2121hrs

RIP.

London got attacked!!! They said it's by terrorists, I say it's by Paris. haha. ok i cannot 'fall well drop stone'.

First day of proper sch and Mdm Kua, my new econs tcher, played a trick on me. She gave me shuli's drq paper and I thought it was mine. So i thought I got 17/20. Turns out I actually failed my drq. WHAT THE SHIT. aiyah. April's fool day over alr lah. I don really celebrate July's fool day u noe. and it's not even July 1st lah! ahh I miss Miss Lock. =(

think i'm gonna get 4Fs for bts. yay, F4. Fantastic 4! I so wanna watch the movie.

don feel like blogging. g2g.tata.

First of all, Happy Birthday to Kian Wei!!!

London won the the hosting rights for Olympic 2012. Happy lah Beckham. Look how sad Raul and Henry are. hahaha. I think Paris is damn suay. they lost to Beijing for Olympics 2008 by 2 votes, now they lose by 4 votes. I think they will lose to some city again for Olympics 2016 by 6 votes. hahah.

Went to kbox today with shuli, kwee, junyi, pris and chenlu. I din really sing much cos most of the songs chosen were by Jay Chou or Lin Jun Jie. How to sing their songs when their pitch is so high? If i ask lee wei song he would probably tell me to use my head voice. then i'll knock his head. Anyway, so most of the songs were sung by junyi shuli and chenlu, where junyi's tone is mono, or monotone. (in case u don get it.) He says he used his toe voice to sing. and then kwee's singing is the best. No i shouldnt use 'singing'. He was 'reading' out the lyrics with so much emotions that one would think he's performing some play on radio.

After kbox went to meet tiff and jl. the 3 of us watched Initial D. yay I finally watched the movie! I think it's not bad. but jay chou can't act crying at all lah. I was laughing when he was crying. (sorry lah jay chou fans. He realli can't cry.) Ok lah, jay chou is cool when he races cos he always put his hand by the window and drift abt. But my fav character is that 'ah mu'. think he has made famous one line. sth abt god being human but he did things humans can't so he became god. oh and he can puke for days and nose bleed for days. haha what a loser. and he drives a Honda van to go and race. hahaha. as for Shawn Yue, thruout the whole movie he doesnt need to change outfit one, just wear the black and yellow tracksuit from start to end.

Sch starts tmr. Anyone excited?
oh, since Yisin wants me to dedicate one entry for her, ok. This entry is dedicated to Yisin. =)

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And so the bts are over. Bio paper concluded the bts, as well as concluded my fate in bio stream. But since it's over so I shan't talk too much abt it, nt that I got loads to talk abt, since there weren't much words that I wrote down to start with... Anyway, sorry Mrs. Cheng, can u give me my bio paper back? I think I can write a 'F' or an 'U' pretty nicely myself... =/

I think the sch sucks to put the common tests at the beginning of a term. In this way, we hafta use our scarced holidays to study for the tests. On top of that, they give us "holiday homework", a term I always felt contradicts itself. Anyway, as I was saying, having the bts at the start of the term means ends of bts = continue to study. Nope, no break. In the past the exams were at the end of a term, so u have the hols to go slack and celebrate. (or for some ppl the hols are for further preparation for future exams). So we got no hols, and not much days to have fun after exams. Stupid. Since the sch so loves to be first in everything, why not be the first sch to not give out exams and homework?

Ok lah sorry teachers. I was just ranting immaturely. don deduct my marks.

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Warning: If you are a bio-lover or simply a mugger, GET LOST NOW.

I hate bio la. So much stuff to study. I have trouble just reading finish them, how to finish studying them? this is crazy. It was a mistake on my part to have chosen bio for my subj combi, now i'm contemplating dropping the subj. Hell, i don wanna be a doctor when i grow up, nor a nurse. Imagine me being a nurse. Male nurse. =S Nxt time if I'm sick I just go to a doc and get medicine, let them earn my money. I'll just earn their money back in some other way. wadeva.

Ok so there are 2 possible scenarios for my bio bt.
Scenario 1: Study and Fail.
Scenario 2: Don't study and still fail.

As u can see, there's no point in studying basically.

hmm. there are also 2 impossible scenarios too.
Scenario 1: Study and Pass.
Scenario 2: Don't study and still pass.

But as the name suggests, they are impossible. I know some optimists always say 'nothing is impossible'. Hey, here is living proof to overturn ur statement. =)

Weird. I rmb last year I was raving abt the same stuff abt a certain subject called Physics during my revision for the O's.

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Maths was ok. It was soooo damn easy.

Impromptu decision to go town today, cos Jon was feeling sian from listening to his class bitch for 4 hours so he needed a long breather. Waited for shuhao to come watch movie, supposedly at 4.30, but he turned up at... 6.30! So while waiting for bird to come down frm acjc, me and jon kept walking about town, counting the number of rjc and hc ppl we saw. Seems like the whole of rjc was in town today, while where are my hc peeps??? Mugging at home I suppose. Me and jon just sat ard coffee bean and lido, doing nothing but watch ppl. hahaz. But we did see alot of familiar faces, for example Mouse, or Siew Choon as he is called; Nigel, who was bitching with his class at coffee bean. We also saw Julian Hee, whom jon said looks retarded with too much powder on his face; Amy Cheng, some local actress who wanted to share a table with us at lido but disappeared after sitting for less than 3 seconds (Jon was damn disappointed); some child actors etc.

When bird finally came, we went to watch War of the Worlds. This movie... is qt nice to watch until the end. Shan't say what the ending is, but unless you have read the original book or u have a fren who read the bk, u probably won't understand the ending. But when u do, like I did, it really... sucks. It's like, eating an apple which tastes very sweet until u eat to the core and find out it's qt rotten. Ah my analogy sucks. nvm. but the movie is still watchable lah, I think.

went to pastamania to eat after that. so cool to have 3 guys, 1 hc, 1 rj, 1 acj, walking together. Eh united colleges of singapore. =) Bird was so nice to treat us to pizza. hahaha. and thruout the meal I kept pointing to acjc ppl and shouting "bird ur fren!" and he would turn back and see and everyone would look at us. hahaz. so fun.

ok so everyone has finished their common tests while poor me still has a bio paper left to fail. I shall jiayou.
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