I imagine...

I walk into the library. I see a mugger. Oooh. I sit down beside tt mugger. *Joins mugger clan*
Mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug.
After 5 mins. I can't stand it. *Leaves mugger clan*

That said, I'm not cut out to be anywhere near the tag of 'mugger'. Sorry muggers.

1 day less to study for promos eh? NO. 1 day closer to end of promos! Yay.

Sorry ppl, this gonna be the last time I bitch abt muggers. I think mugging really is a drug. It makes u addicted to it. It makes one irrational, self-centred, selfish, anti-social, insane and whatever words that has bad connotations to it. And u noe what's the worst thing? I bet all the muggers are gonna suffer from withdrawal symptoms once the promos are over. Hahaha.

Sorry ppl, this gonna be the last time I bitch abt oag. Oi stupid sch, I WANT TO CHANGE MY FREAKING CHEMISTRY TUTOR!!! OAG IS SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT. I don care if u want to sue me.

Btw, I absolutely, totally, indefinitely hate, dislike, abhor, despise the name Rittley. So if anyone dares to call me by tt name again, don blame me for being extra mean and nasty. Im serious abt this. crap shit.

Stupid sch. other schs get the whole wk off for study leave. We only get 2 pathetic days. and ours not called study leave, called 'consultation days'. Yea, just another excuse for tchrs to call us back. STUDY WHAT SHIT.

Life's a bitch. Now where have I heard tt before..

It's a sin not to blog today.

U only live once. die once. turn 17 once.

Why not live life to the fullest, and wish me Happy Birthday.

hahaha.

Thank you for all the presents. I love them all.

I realise the government can sue me for posting unpleasant remarks abt my fellow Singaporeans.

But I cn't help it when it's nt my fault tt there are some black sheep abt right? (pun not intended. really.)

I love my country, my people.

Drunkards don ever say they are drunk. Why do you think drink-driving road accidents happen?

Random-ed.

I got crap teachers. and muggers all ard me. but what gives me the right to criticize everything ard me? I made this choice, this decision to come to hwachong, and to stay in hwachong. So i guess i hafta accept this life, this environment that I am in rite? I mean, I complain so much, ppl will most likely say "who ask u choose hc in the first place?". then i asked myself why the hell I stayed here, or even chose here initally. sigh. vball is the bane of my life.

Still, let me complain. =)

My project work teacher was at his horribility best today. Ok before I rumble on, here's his horrible portfolio:
-Always ahead very ahead super ahead of time.
-Likes to repeat stuff.
-Asks stupid questions.
-Forgetful.
-Likes to waste our time.
-Even when there's nth to do, he just finds some lame pw-related stuff to do.

Ok so now my cls is gonna start on ORAL PRESENTATION. other classes only doing written report and eom, we are at oral presentation. woohoo! irritating shit. (pun intended) I shan't say abt how u made us hand in our wr and eom weekssss ahead of the deadline, but now tt we are ahead of schedule, this period of time shld be used to do more impt things like studyg for promos rite? (shit I sound like my nemesis: mugger) We do not rush ahead of time to do more less-impt stuff u noe u stupid shit!!

Now for what happened today. He said during the last lesson that he WILL bring his laptop today for us to present our powerpoint slides, tt's why we rushed out our op for him by today. then today he came in, he wanted us to present, but he din bring his freaking black dell (pun intended again) laptop! how to present like that? insert the diskette into his tummy and press his button ah? what the shit. and he claims it's our fault. and then he says we waste his time and we waste our own time. Hello? If it's my own time then if I want to waste it, it's none of ur black business ok! And we are nt wasting ur time. U have wasted 80mins of our precious time on every tues and fri for the past 9 months! I nv complain (openly) u complain what shit?? Stupid shit.

S+AG = some funny species which won't survive; too much lethal genes.

My previous post was so damn freaking lame. It must have been my twin brother. Oh now I have a twin brother just like junyi. his name is RITTLEY. hahaha.

as a matter of fact, i think all the entries here are written by him. i am not so lame.

maf was fairly boring. I din buy anything and I feel guilty. haha.

hols are ending soon. 2 hrs and 20mins in fact, to the official end-ation of the hols. and then term4 is gonna start and soon promos will be over! oh man I cn't look forward enough to that. Sorry muggers, ur happy times are gonna be up soon! Muahahaha.

Sometimes I wonder what kind of life do muggers lead. Ok, so they spend their time reading lecture notes over and over again. wont they get bored? I mean, I play games I also will get bored eventually. Don't they EVER get sick of the notes? But i guess they make the perfect husband becos they are so damn committed. but then again, the likely partner they are gonna marry will be their notes la.

shit i hate muggers so much. is it too obvious? oops. =x

esp closet muggers. or those who claim they are not muggers when they are. wahhh. they shld be punished. I cn think of a few ways to punish them.
1) steal their notes.
2) force them to sit down and play computer games the whole day.
3) burn their notes and force them to eat the ashes.
4) Convert all bookshops and libraries into arcades.
5) Kill them. they don deserve to live anyway.

Bah. btw, if u are feeling sad or wat, go listen to 5566's new song. damn happy-going. or u cn choose to wait till chinese new year then play the song. damn apt.

Die muggers die.

Time taken for break from mugging: 24hrs 15mins 05secs and counting...
Haha. Wah my break damn long.

10 easy steps to be a Superstar.

1) Get lower scores than your opponents. esp those strong ones.
2) Say 'thank you' profusely to the judges on their every comment, whether gd or bad.
3) Get all the uncles and aunties who dont listen to fei yu ching to support you. Even better, get them to join your fan club.
4) Have blue as your fan club theme colour.
5) Sing wonderfully once in a while. *IMPT* Not all the time!
6) Have a huge family tree.
7) Get support from the host. They can influence ppl.
8) Act like a wooden duck on stage. If they ask you to dance, just shift left to right. No need for fanciful moves.
9) Do not have professional singing lessons.
10) Be pitiful. If u can't, just act pitiful.

Note: It's a bonus if u are blind.

haha i'm so mean. bleh.

It was kwee's dinner last night.

Class turnout was great.

Food was nice. I ate seafood platter with ronald. he ate all the prawns! I ate all the sotong.

We gave the calendar and postcards to him. Seems like the whole class finished viewing the calendar before kwee cld even put his hands on it.

Nice gesture from the girls to dedicate a song to kwee. but the singers had to eat their dinner at the wrong time. J Ong and I had to rush to kwee's lexus car and the singers like, twice, to talk to them. Anyway I was really moved by the song and the fact that the class sat cosy tgt with kwee and just listen to the song tgt. Though kwee kept saying he felt confused and awkward, I know he's touched as well. (:

Went to his hse for stayover after tt. I still say his house is damn nice. and his mom is damn nice too. ahh~ We practically played bridge and mahjong the whole time. I think I'm getting better at bridge. hahah.

How honoured are u kwee.

I will miss you.