More crazy conversations with Siva the va-va man:

vava: "Lady, what's your name?"
Lady: "JiaHui."
vava: "JiaHwee?"
Lady: "No, JiaHUI."
vava: "er, JiaHwee."
Lady: "... JiaHui."
vava: "Orhhhhh.... JiaHwee."

And he claims my name appeared in alot of novels. I wonder what novels he reads la.

And also he has more senseless conversations with kq's grp, sth abt priscilla and jocelin's hse. I heard it was even more senseless.

And he kept patting my shoulder while talking to me! My shoulder is mutated alr.

U noe, I keep blogging abt Ah Guat and Siva so much, I wonder what will happen if the both of them chance upon my blog one day. Maybe their conversation will sound like this:

AG: "wah. RITTLEY is so clever."
S: "OOOOhhh." (O.o)
AG: "This rittley... do so badly in chemistry. all abt redog and oxi-die and re-due he don wan to answer. Here he write so much. chum seh loh."
S: "If u want him to answer u, u have to call his name properly! It's ritZley."
AG: "This class is very weak. Got ppl like Ger-rad, or isit Ger-rat? and then still have seeloo, junyi. wah promos coming. shao shao shao. house burn down la lykdat..."
S: "Got Priscilla?"
AG: "They cannot go on like this. their grades will drip down and then it's too late to cry over spilt soup."
S: "Priscilla?"
AG: "They are behind time. always. and they still don do their tutorials! zhao si ah! they wash out ah."
S: "Oh they are not behind time. They are very fast! S7 students are the best. that's what i told the VP over lunch. she's impressed. Priscilla?"
AG: "I will pengsan lor."
S: "Priscilla?"

Oh well. As u can see, AG doesnt reply to S. haha. which reaffirms the notion that AG only talks to 3 things: "Whiteboard, Wall, Herself".

Hahahaha.

The school is dumb. The school is eccentric.

Apart from hiring weird teachers, they are just.. weird.

I demand a change to my timetable. Or just Monday will do. It's not the 5.20 factor. How can u include ALL lectures and ALL tutorials ALL in one day?! I continue to amaze myself every week for surviving a Monday, but this is horrible. This means I have hw from every subj to do during the weekend. what shit is this??

Lim young's timetable is even worse. He has 5.20 days on Monday, Tuesday AND Thursday. On top of that, he has training on Wednesday and Friday. the sch has effectively become his home. His house has become a place for sleeping. I feel sorry for him lah. Feels like being in national service lah, only difference being he can book out everyday. =/

What's wrong with vandalism? Ok vandalism is wrong. but has the sch ever wondered WHY are there vandalisms?? Take a look at all the vandalisms and I can tell u 65% of all the scribbles are targetted at OAG. 10% targetted at Siva. 9% targetted at GP. the remaining 16% are all nonsense writings. I can suggest to the sch on how to reduce the vandalisms:

Sack OAG, sack Siva, abolish GP.

Simple logic aint it?

Fire drill ytd. another crappy thing. yes, it's good to have these drills becos it keeps us prepared in times of emergency. but the drill is so crap!

First the teachers don't even join in. they stand at the plaza and watch us like we are some animals in the zoo, while we stand under the hot sun and get grilled like animals on the bbq. Hello, even the bookshop auntie came to join us while the cleaners and canteen vendors stood on the field with us lah. Does this mean when there's a real fire, all the teachers shld die first?

Second they asked us all to stand in the field. Hot sun aside, this strategy is damn stupid. ever heard of "don't put all your eggs in one basket"? This is putting all ur students in one field. Fire spread to field we all die tgt. Worse, if the field is on fire where do we run to? To the teachers and push them into the fire i guess. Nowhere else to go.

Third. ok there's no third.

Happy Birthday to Mingseng.

Happy Birthday to Jingren. [eat more soonkueh ;)]

Just for the record, this is my 300th entry since my blog started lyk, donno how many years ago.

It was some sports-on-the-run thingy today. I din run much. It was qt boring actually, watching ppl come and play the sports, then we just sit there and count the no. of times they hit the vball. Now i know why ppl can fall aslp by counting sheep.

Went to celebrate jingren's and mingseng's bday ytd, at curry wok. It was nice to see good ol' pjr again. haha. and we took a grp photo that looks like a scene from shaolin temple and a few visitors. wahahaha.

I am damn sianz now.

Sorry that was random.

I saw the class photos we took a few days ago. sigh. those were the days... when i still had hair. that was not the only thing. I looked at the particular photo which had all of us doing the 71 hand sign, and once again, I realised my hand was damn small. Compared to the rest of them, whose 71 hands are so big, mine was puny. Don believe u can go see that pic urself. Just don laugh urself to death.

and u know what's the worst part?

I'm not exaggerating abt it. =(

My body felt unwell today and so I went home early.

Actually it's just my stomach.

But if you think that as an aspiring mugger, I wld have spent my time mugging at home, think again. I spent my time sleeping. (at home)

In fact, as an aspiring mugger, I wldnt even have taken an out of campus pass. I wld be studying until I faint in sch and then be contented.

Anyway, if it wasn't for ah guat's lecture, I wldnt have been inspired to go home earlier.

So much for incompetent tchers in hc. There's another one who teaches a particular subject called Project Work.

Dumb and Dumber-er.

Dumberer: "Where are you going?"
Student: "Thailand."
Dumberer: "Oh. What is it?"
Student: "It's a country."

As if that's not enough...

Dumberer: "You have PE after this?"
Student: "Yeah."
Dumberer: "When?"
Student: "Er... After this?" (thinks to himself: DUH!)

Wahlau.

What's wrong with weird writings? (Alliteration! Woot i'm smart =) )
You expect me to write abt bio spa or econs timed assignment meh? Like, oh, how I loved the test or how I'm gonna do well with flying colours.

So in view of the comments on my tag board. This shall be a boring entry.
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ok done. bye.

Shuli, I'm not an aspiring mugger. I'm a true blue mugger!!! Yeah!!!

Ok I lied. =p

How can I be a true blue mugger? I'm just not cut out to be one. I rmb I tried to be one for a day but I ended up having a headache halfway thru the day lah. Oh btw, I'm wondering why the phrase "true blue" has to be "true blue". Why can't it be "true red" or "true yellow" or some other colour?

I thought abt it for very long. and then I came to this conclusion.

It's called "true blue" becos there are no other colours that rhyme with "true"! True? hahaz.

Rhyming words always sound better. Like, "bed red", "yellow fellow", "green bean", "pack black" or "orange orange" (er I couldn't think of a rhyme word for orange).

I have digressed to the point of no return.

I have to start doing sth before I fail my promos and get kicked out of this sch and have ppl laugh at me for coming to this sch in the first place when i can go to other schs and no one is gonna pity me.

Sad life huh.

So, here's what I'm gonna do.
-do my tutorials, esp chem.
-listen even more attentively during lectures. yes, EVEN MORE attentively. (:
-attend every available remedial lessons.
-volunteer to ans every qn asked by the tutors until they find me irritating.
-bug every tutor for extra lessons before and after sch.
-create buddy systems with every mugger in sch.

hahaha. I think even the most revolting fellow in sch won't do all these lah. Who am I kidding man?

So basically you, and I, can forget abt those stuff I listed just now. haha.

Which also means, that u have read nth at all. thanks for spending a few mins on my blog staring at nothing. =)

Oompa Loompa. haha. Yeah i've just watched charlie and the chocolate factory. Wouldn't mind living in a world of chocolates. I can imagine my hse made of chocolate...

• I can smell chocolate wherever I go.
• I can just eat up my hw if I donno how to do them.
• Sleep on chocolate bed!
• Wash myself with chocolate.
• I'll have oompa loompas working for me. they can my maid, my doorman, my butler, my chaffeur, my alarm clock, my chef, my washing machine, my hw-doer...

I'll be so spoilt. ahh. now all I need is a golden ticket..

Ok lah. I'm just dreaming.

Johnny Depp rocks my socks. Oompa Loompas too.

I rmb yisin's fren saying that my blog entries are amusing, which is a good thing. Blog entries shld nv be like lecture notes. all facts and more boring facts, and the occasional words that tchers add in, lyk "good to know concepts" or "MUST KNOW concepts" or even "good to know but not required concepts".

Anyway, I read thru my previous entries, and I found out, to my horror, that my entries arent amusing anymore! Ahhh!!!

The jean yip ppl must have shaved my brains off too. *sobs*

Behold my new hairstyle! that is, if u even call it a style...

Well, yeah, i'm bald now. In other terms, i'm hairless, no hair, not alot of hair, super short hair, or simply, botak. Nt that bad i tell ya. I don have to mess with my hair anymore, worry about how it looks, spend minutes styling it. Now it feels so light, so cooling, so nice, so...awkward.

but nvm, i'll get used to it. No more bad hair days!

just a few months. i can do it. :)

I rmb jiaming specially coming for the class chalet at night, even though she couldn't stay over, she took the effort to come all the way just to spend like, 2 hours with us. I was so touched. Ytd, hongli came all the way to sentosa after her soccer trg to spend like, 45mins with us, before having to leave for tuition. Once again I felt so touched by her actions. As kian put it, ytd's outg comprised of 5/11 of first intakers who left the class. Why isit like this? Din we all wish to stay tgt as a class during the postings period? Din we all try to stay on as hard as we could? What happened after all of it? Was it all a show? just to show off how close we were and how united we were? and after the show we all just pretend the show din happen at all????

If that's the case, I wld rather this class split up totally in the first place. Stay tgt for wad? becos if staying on means making us not treasure it anymore, then split up. at least I believe we wld all then make an effort to go for class outgs. I don't think it's the 2nd intakers' fault. Some of the 1st intakers have changed. Looks so fake to me. jiaming's gift to the class, the jigsaw puzzle. does it hold any meaning now? Even if we piece the puzzle tgt again, it won't be the same, probably some parts have lost its colour. Sure the puzzle hasn't deformed, it still fits all tgt, but the look of it has changed. Completely. and I can't see it changing back to its original state in future.

Woot. I'm sunburnt! My hands, my shoulders, my forehead. Thank goodness I applied sunblock on my nose. Haha, don ask me why I only applied it on my nose and not on my body. But then again, I've nv been sunburnt for qt a while. It's great u noe... the feeling. Heck the chances of cancer or whatever. I don wanna die looking whiter than a normal corpse.

Alrightey. So I went to sentosa ytd. was supposed to be a class outg... nvm shall talk abt that later. Newayz, we reached sentosa to find to our, or rather my, relief, one empty vball court! haha. so we bought the tags and off we went to play vball. hmm, it was qt boring though, not much rallies. cos only me jl and kian knew how to play. but kudos to junyi and roslyn for joining in. if not I really donno what were we there for. after a while we got qt bored and so the guys went off to swim in the beach, leaving poor roslyn sitting alone on the rock. hahaha. we swam to the other island and tried, in vain, to build another baby kanasai. this baby more kns than the previous one, cos it can't even stay intact. haha ok guys got no artistic sense. Or rather, it's just me lah.

P.S. I've nv gotten an A for art and crafts before. NEVER. haha.

Hongli soon came. so nice of her. haiz. ronald and huaming also came. and then me, jl, kian and huaming went to challenge a team of pro-looking guys for a game of vball. We won them in the first set 25-23! Yay we rock!!! hahaha. we lost the 2nd set though. cos I went to play setter and er, huaming had to be substituted cos he din have the tag and had to buy one. Junyi subbed him and er, did ok. haha. but overall we drew with them lah. not bad alr.

after that we buried junyi in the sand. but he kept laughing and created cracks in his sandbody. and we took photos. went to swim again. Shimin and kwee came. the few of us were just playing in the sea, getting swept by waves which were quite high at that time. so fun. Oh, then kian and junyi spotted a frisbee-like item floating in the sea, and so they swam towards it, only to find that it was oily. haha it was an ice cream tub cover. imagine the disappointment.

lunch was a headache. wanted to go bk, but then someone suggested sakae sushi. so we went to sakae and realised it was so ex that we would have to work at sunset bay just to pay off our debt. So in the end we went back to bk. pris came.

kwee left after lunch. sigh donno when i'll see him again in striped shirt. hopefully not on sept 2. we went back to the beach and played vball again. sand kept going into my eyes. nxt time i'll wear shades there. hahaha. =) We buried the vball and created some sand monster with yellow eyes. not too bad for another version of baby kns.

and then we went kayaking! it was damn fun. not becos we kayaked to alot of places. in fact, the sea there was so small, kayaking around it once took only like... 10mins. then nowhere else to kayak alr. but the fun part was capsizing. at first kian and I (we were in double seater) accidentally bumped into junyi and his kayak capsized. haha laughed like mad. junyi was so angry, he got back onto his kayak and chased us all over the place. in the end we capsized too, but not before making him capsize AGAIN. haha. soon huaming got capsized too. and then as we tried to get back onto our kayak, it was damn hilarious too. cos kian got back onto the kayak, then I tried to get back on but ended up overturning the kayak and got kian into the water again. hahaha. and i did it twice! he was damn pissed with me. haha. and when we finally got back on, junyi and huaming took our oars away and so we looked like 2 dumb idiots using our hands and legs to paddle in the sea. not very successful though. we ended up holding on to shimin and roslyn's kayak like a tugboat. haha.

played abit more vball and then we left the place, but not before getting our names on the spot it machine at sunset bay! HC05S71. 1st and 9th on the high-score list. Yay!

randoming...

I ate at curry wok for the 3rd week in a row. I think the uncle and auntie there must have loved us to death. No wonder they don mind supplying us with rice and curry and even free tofu and free chap chai. But it does get a bit sian after so many times there... oh well, nt exactly alot of places to go near sch which are open after 8pm.

Junyi's cat just called me. I said hello so many times but it didn't bother to reply meow. So rude. tsk tsk.

seems like every teacher wants to see me. Yah I screwed up my block tests. Thanks for all the constant reminders.

I rmb ronald blogging before that econs only teach us why ppl are rich, not how to get rich. I find that so damn true la. So i conclude being too good in econs only give u 2 jobs. 1- help rich ppl count their profits. 2-be an econs teacher.

Since i'm at it, now, Bio seems to be useless too. Either you become a doctor or u become a bio teacher. I'm definitely nt gonna be a doctor. Maths even worse. How to apply differentiation or binomial theorem in the work force? Unless you are a maths teacher! Chem also no need to say. either a scientist or chem tcher. I won't want to be a scientist, messing around with chemicals all day long and end up getting radiated or burnt or killed, and what do u get in the end? a freaking nobel peace prize. like who's gonna care lah.

So why am I even studying? there only seems to be just 1 pathway if I continue studying. Become a teacher. Wahlao. that's the last thing I would be. only desperate ppl become teachers becos they can't find any other job. (probably becos they realise their skills in bcme doesnt help them apply for other jobs.) Sad fact of life.

I seem to be so anti school. Well, I am.

random-ed.

Today is Thursday. Tmr is Friday. Day after tmr is Saturday. 2 days after tmr is Sunday. 3 days after tmr is Monday. Argh.

This is so damn freaking fast.