One day on an island called poolull turkung a sergeant was chit chatting with the botaks.

"so botak, let me ask you a question."

"YES PLATOON SERGEANT!"

"how do you spell record?"

"RECORD. PLATOON SERGEANT!"

"ok. er, spell it again?"

"REC-"

"ah wait. that's you." flashes a toothy grin. "ok continue"

silence for a while. "-ORD."

"ahhh. tt's me." flashes a wide smile.

ahhh. tt's me. merry xmas. :D